Two Aussies were walking through the bush shooting Rabbits, One of the blokes after a few cans of beer is busting for a leak so he wanders off behind a tree. His mate not paying much attention when all of a sudden he hears a scream.. "Jesus Christ you little Mongrel" His mate comes bolting out from behind the tree covering his privates with his hands. Mate he yells, what happened? The first bloke paled and said... A bloody big brown snake just bit me right on the end of me old feller when I was having a leak!!!!! Bloody hell, his mate says, do you have a first aid kit? No nothing he says, what am I going to do. The second bloke thinks for a second and says, I have an idea, I have a phone, ill ring a doctor. So he pulls out his phone but there is no signal. Hell.... he thinks for a bit, wait on, I'll climb up a tree, maybe I'll get a signal there, So up he goes to the top of the tree, while his mate is in panic running around in circles cupping his old feller. So the second bloke gets a signal and is talking to the doctor. He explains the situation to the doctor, and the dock says..do you have a snake bite kit? Bloke says no, Doc says what about a belt, to make a tourniquet, Nope nothing, I am wearing footy shorts and a singlet. The dock says what about a knife? The bloke says yeah I have a pocket knife. The doc says good, listen carefully, your going to have to take the knife and make a small incision between the two bite marks, then put your lips on it an suck the poison out. The bloke in the tree looks pretty sheepish, pauses for a second and says to the doctor, that's it, that is the only solution is it? Doc say I am afraid so, if you do that quickly your mate will be fine, if not, he will be dead in 20 minutes. OK the bloke says, thanks, and hangs up. He looks down at his mate who is still running around holding his old feller in panic. He looks up and yells to his mate in the tree. What did the Doc say, tell me what did he say? His mate in the tree thinks for a second and says. Sorry mate, but your stuffed, you've got 20 minutes to live.