Joke Thread

nivek

As Above So Below
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?...

Women..
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nivek

As Above So Below
What did Earth say to space?

Keep your comets to yourself.

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nivek

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nivek

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My Chinese girlfriend asked me if I wanted "69". I said YES. Then 20 minutes later she came back with fried duck and rice.

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nivek

As Above So Below
What is a really fat psychic called?...

A four chin teller

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nivek

As Above So Below
What does a grape say when its being squashed?...

Nothing, it lets out a little wine

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