Joke Thread

wwkirk

Celestial
Not a joke per se, but a humorous remark I found in the comments to a news story.

"Women marry men thinking they will change and they don't, men marry women thinking they won't change and they do."
:smile2:
 

wwkirk

Celestial
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. The Empire State building can't jump. b006
 

michael59

Celestial
A funeral director I know ties dead people's shoelaces together.
When I asked him why he said, "Because, if there’s ever a zombie apocalypse it will be f*****g hilarious."
 
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