nivek
As Above So Below
Did I mention the chickens? These bastards got chickens and let them run loose - had them all over the driveway and lawn. I didn't have to do anything, the critters in the neighborhood did.
Around 11 years ago when I first moved to this house and neighborhood I'm at now, the neighbor down the road had a bunch of guinea fowls running around loose...It didn't take long for me to see them to run down through the meadow and into my yard randomly...They did that about 4 times as far as I know, because it wasn't long before my dog also saw we had guineas around...When two of them went running across the backyard that fourth time he was out there watching and waiting and took off like a bullet after them...He almost got a bite of guinea arse before hearing my neighbor yelling Nooooooo at the top of his lungs as that neighbor came running out of the meadow searching for those guineas and seeing my dog about to have a snack lol...Needless to say we never saw the guineas running through my yard again...
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